Breaking News:Crypto Blames Palestinians For Flour Massacre
3 March 2024:
Crypto industry spokesperson Bennie Brainwashed said this, when asked about the Flour Massacre, "This was an efficiency problem. Had the Palestinians used the blockchain and crypto to get their food, everything would have been cool. Because the blockchain and crypto are all about efficiency, peace, and freedom".
When asked about blockchain technology being used by the Israeli Government to murder innocent Palestinians, Brainwashed seemed confused. But then said, "Well, that's just the price of progress".